This is such a cool photo... http://ping.fm/EKwoN
Ooh the PASS DW/BI VC Session about Using OLAP to Optimize and
Maintain Predictive Analytics Models is today at 12pm EST
it #bsod, but when hibernate on doc and brought out of hibernate on
the doc no #bsod. Same when in/out hibernate with no doc. 2/2
Anyone dealing with Win 7 Ent hibernation issues when coming out of
hibernation from a doc to no doc & vice versa? 1/2
Anyone in the southeast valley know where I can find some falafels? Someone needs to open up a Zankou Chicken in AZ
anyone know of a great #win utility that does a compare before and after an application install that produces a detailed report?
About to go dark in 3..2..1... Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!! Be safe and please don't eat and drive!
Why is it that skullcandy makes a pretty decent sounding product (in earbuds); however, the structural make is subpar? Glue is not that $$$$
When renaming an SSIS pkg in 2008 R2 do you still get prompted to rename the pkg object like in 2008 or does it auto change?
Any generous soul out there interested in setting me up with two tix
to the Victoria Secret Fashion show in NY? Adriana Lima loves me!
Wow the correlation between one's voice to number of children is high pitch low num and low pitch high num Barry White = 1 billion kids
Wish there was a way to bulk set "allow NULLs" on all tables via SSMS import/export wizard right about now
Its a celebration that last throughout the year. Celebrate good times, c'mon. Yahoo! Its your thang do whatcha wanna do! #groovy
It appears that there is a time lag with the ping service. This msg was sent 10/12/10 at 11:14 MST. Let's see how long this takes to post!!
you can only have data driven subscriptions in enterprise edition of #sqlserver 2008 & 2008R2. is it visible in standard edition? #sqlhelp
I cannot stress how much I enjoy switching between page orientation in
BIDS 08, beats typing in 8.5 & 11 in 05
Installing SQL Server 2008 R2 SSAS Sample Database
This video steps you through the process of deploying the SQL Server Analysis Services sample database.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
#wp7 dev launch (Now) - http://bit.ly/bpT2bM & Maps Integration into
Reporting Services (12 PM EST) - http://bit.ly/cRdKzZ
There is nothing more entertaining than playing a game that consist of a bouncing monkey powered by flatulence
The phrase "between us chickens" said amongst only men doesn't seem fitting to me because I stand before you as a rooster!
Precisely the point: "Because Napoleon Bonaparte had a poor BI solution he suffered a major defeat at Waterloo" poor decision making.
I am liking #ssis apparently I have been missing out but I can honestly say my thoughts have been inline with the concept. Watch out know!
Going to pack this morning and drive myself to the airport next week. No more supershuttle for me. Texas bound
Calling it a night. Need to be up in about three hours to catch the first flight out to Houston. Going to a long day.
#DBMail you're the best sidekick, always notifying me when things go bad & you keep me up to date so I can be proactive! #sql
4 more weeks then one last session and I am finished! Can't wait, it will be a great present come December
Your Uninstaller has to have one of the best setup file names: "yusetup2010.exe" its a question in itself I tell ya'
I am beginning to hate this blackberry. I need to pickup a Windows Phone 7 so I can tinker and test. #wp7dev
#fail: Your mailbox has exceeded one or more size limits set by your administrator.
Your mailbox size is 266905 KB #wth
Been such a hectic day I nearly forgot to wish my mother a happy birthday... Happy Birthday mom, we love you!!!
Wow. A good indication that your workout routine is working is that the smallest setting for your belt now fits you to big.
Seems like the 202 west bound is allowing folks on at Val Vista but making them exit Gilbert. Expect long lines.
Not entirely sure why but "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost has been in mind. Ponyboy, Soda pop & Johnny. Let's Do it for Johnny man!
I have never seen so many camera phones out all at once. Everyone is trying to film the female Brazilian dancers.
All I know is this new Ab routine is seriously concentrated. Every time I sneeze or cough today it hurts... soreness
The problem being me... learning new things that affect my work in a
positive way gets me going... won't be able to sleep tonight
I am loving the SSRS 2008 R2 RenderFormat.Interactive its great for
omitting data on export #ssrs #bi
Finally going to sit down and watch the Book of Eli. Kitty arrowed down in the beginning someone must have shrunk their database.
The best thing about exterior wounds is that they are easy to address. Its the inner ones that concern me.
Get up & get get get down. Its already a busy morning. Then to the carshow to see my friends perform later this evening.
Ahhhh 2 down 5 more to go. The light is at the end of this tunnel and
I am anxious for this ride to end.
Thinking it's time to invest some hours in learning mobile dev. Love
#SQL but interest in #winmobile growing
If you're going to recommend an upgrade be sure the platform to which you are intending to upgrade to is a supported upgrade path #JustSayin
I must be hungry because the girl singing on the radio sounds like she is saying fly like a cheese stick!
Since when did @woot change the name of Random Bag of Crap to Random
Crap? Either way I want some Random Crap!
Aug. 25 - 6:30 PM at UAT - Bob Wold presenting at Phoenix Mobile
Technology Group http://ping.fm/X0KeZ #trimble
Meant to send this out last night. This has some strong language, but
position 1:28 has nude legos in it http://bit.ly/aFbO9d #youtube
I could go for a skinwich right about now. That's a burger consisting of only fried chicken skin topped with cheese and bacon! #hungry
Acrobat reader why are you eating up my resources? I closed your program & yet you're still lingering with 3 instances running! #fail
I must be hallucinating because now I am smelling fried chicken. @lutefisk you might be on to something lol
OMFG someone in my neighborhood is cooking bacon... I can smell it! Its such a sweet sweet scent. Ahh #BaconDreams
Dad seems like he is doing well. His bandages make it seem like he just stepped out of a fierce gladiator fight.
You know your backpack is heavy when you have it sitting shotgun and the seat belt signal starts chiming
Going to attempt to crash out early tonight. Got to take my pops to the hospital tomorrow for surgery. Need to leave by 5am.
A good friend with a diesel mechanic background is seeking work but also open to other possibilities. Any leads please let me know! #jobs
A good friend with a diesel mechanic background is seeking work but also open to other possibilities. Any leads please let me know! #jobs #az
Had a blast last night. Great to see everyone again. Another interesting set of off the wall and random conversations. #ThePowerOfSaki
Someone needs to write a book about life via twitter and title it "Life: 140 Chars at a Time" #BookDeals
I have also come to conclude that the Cafe inside Barns and Noble aren't laptop friendly. No power outlets. #Fail
I have come to believe that the starbucks inside Barns and Noble carry Mocha Coconut fraps unlike the rest
Upgrade Advisor from SQL2008 to R2. Report "Custom extensions were
detected on the report server". Didn't use SSRS prior to upgrde
#sqlhelp
Upgrade Advisor from SQL2008 to R2. Report "Custom extensions were
detected on the report server". Didn't use SSRS prior to upgrde
#sqlhelp
If the world were like VMs you could take a snapshot, test & revert when things go bad. The original state would be the first utopia.
I have concluded me and Wednesdays don't mix well. I constantly forget about Wednesdays for some reason. #blah
I remember I had the biggest crush on Dr Elaina Marks played by Susan Sullivan from the series Incredible Hulk.
Thanks to @Netflix I can relive Simon and Simon, Knight Rider, A-TEAM, Miami Vice and Doctor Who! #HappyDance
Just realized why men cross their legs while sitting. Epiphanies are like 3yr olds they strike when you least expect it. Why in the jewels?
If you haven't read Sh*t My Dad Says I have to say it is a funny one. Not lengthy at all so you can finish it in a day, perhaps two. #kindle
Whoops didn't get to finish OH: This trick in the black and white has cellulite. From a darker version of slim shady.
How nice. My 3yr old hands me a single M&M and just as I am about to eat it she screams don't eat it. Hold it!
My apologies I think there was a misunderstanding. I meant I am having #bacon for breakfast not you! Under NDA I can't share.
Sigh. My original was flight cancelled, next available flight delayed with a chance of cancellation. Switched carriers & crossing fingers!
End off the night. Remoted into system then to vmware session to another remote session from one side of the country to another. #slowness
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The most common phrase of the night "what had happened was" followed by "like" then a small shoving match
I am with our sales and pm team and everyone has their phones out talking about their features. My app does this and that
If I bring Bacon-On-A-Stick to #PASS summit in November do you think it would be a hit? #bacon #On-A-Stick
Hypothetical question: if you were ask to relocate would you, knowing it would lead to career advancements?
It's that time again. Destination: Alabama to meet up with my Super
and the rest of the #TUFS team. #trimble
Alright! First attempt at database mirroring was a success thanks to
@KenSimmons & @SQLSoldier for Pro SQL Server 2008 Mirroring #Kindle
If I haven't mentioned this before, I rather enjoy installing
#SQLServer 2008 via ConfigurationFile #IAcceptSqlServerLicenseTerms
Anyone having problems checking in at airports via @foursquare? Couldn't check-in at LAX and now can't check-in at PHX.
I am convinced that my flight was delayed because the sacred Bao sacrifice ritual was not performed during this trip
Alrighty. Its been 3 hrs too long. Getting anxious just waiting here at terminal 1 armed with my kindle and notepad.
UGH... getting picked up at 3:55 AM tomorrow. Anyone want to toss back
a few rounds of @Starbucks tomorrow morning @PHXSkyHarbor?
Correction: Burger Daze of Summer @libertymarket - check out the daily
burger lineup http://bit.ly/dzDhBm
Okay no more kung fu movies for my 3 yr old. She succeeded in punching her teenager cousin in the jewels.
Unlimited HD Embedding now available from @Vimeo for Plus Members -
http://bit.ly/c976x9 #awesomesauce
Adding an elongated toilet seat to a standard style toilet does not magically make it an elongated toilet. #justsaying
These last two weeks have flown by seriously quick. So much to do, so much to prepare for & so much has been accomplished already. #vicious
Every time I hear someone mention #sqlserver mirroring I want to kick my heels up and shout "can I get a witness"!
Alright work mode is officially off. Going to double up on today's Family time to make up for Saturday.
Still in a BI mode designing a performance management query. Identified a few issues with the data in the progress.
Nice! Four more free in-flight drink vouchers and another free flight voucher from #southwest. #LoveSWA
#wii #boxing is the only outlet where a mother & daughter can slug it
out without getting the cops involved! #MommaSaidKnockYouOut
2yrs to date since I switched. Had roles in development, architecture, design as well as implementation, integration and deployment #loveIt
My 3yr old referred to her aunt Maria as tia ria but it sounds like she is saying Diarrhea. That made my night!
It true that 100% availability is often interpreted as 24/7 - 7 days a week rather than 100% availability during business hours.
People become mayors of places all the time because the stop in often but what if you become a mayor of a hospital? Perhaps #munchausen?
9 days have come and gone so quickly, back to work come Monday... can
someone rewind the calendar for me!
Damn Parker & Sons said they called me & left a message so they canceled my appt for today. I received no call & no msg. #frustrated
Ever have one of those moments, just a moment not a day where you wished a scorpion would sting you in both eyes 1 million times?
This may sound frivolous of me but I am sick of these purple dishes. I need new dishware. Something more contemporary.
#PSA: I wash dishes in extremely hot water so if you don't want to get burned, don't reach into my stream! =)
When your big boob'd friends are wearing their boobs on their knees
you'll still be perky! - http://bit.ly/aHkrnz
Spent a few hours tinkering with #SonyVegas and I must admit it gives you a lot of control. Hoping to produce a small HD video soon. #zi6
It was done with lack of transparency. That is politician code for "I am secretly for it but I will say I disagree with its delivery"
Nothing better than sitting outside in your car while you wait for your father to return home. #fail
Age old question: do you believe in these modern times that people still pass judgment on a persons appearance at first sight?
Too much hamburger, hotdogs and steak to hold me the rest of the year. Today I am in the mood for Chinese.
LMAO I am sitting in the F&E parking lot and just watched someone get carried out of TailGaters. Must have had a great night.
I am going to make a remix of an old Geto Boyz track I am calling it: "the meds are playing tricks on me!" uh yea @hepnova on the beatbox
Silence and isolation allows you think... undisturbed. Good or bad...
its undisturbed. It's too quiet and my thoughts are running rapid.
I guess I am not using @brightkite anymore. I cannot seem to login and
the password reset does not seem to be working.
The black camaro with white stripes parked next to me has captivated my attention. Decisions. Decisions.
This is a bit overdue on my part, but SQLSaturday #47 has been
postponed, not cancelled! http://ping.fm/zt2SO - #sqlsatphx
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