Crikey I need a bloody haircut and a deep core massage. Oh yeah and a
cold beer in the same order.

Finally going to sit down and watch the Book of Eli. Kitty arrowed down in the beginning someone must have shrunk their database.

Brazilian salad. Loving the raisins and oranges.
Brazilian salad. Loving the raisins and oranges.

Time to do it big!

I think this is where sake comes from
I think this is where sake comes from

Its a tad warm but the breeze in the shade is very nice

The best thing about exterior wounds is that they are easy to address. Its the inner ones that concern me.

Favorite #blackberry function of all time: "Delete Prior"

Bikini and body art contest sounds educational

Its hailing

Samples running low
Samples running low

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Get up & get get get down. Its already a busy morning. Then to the carshow to see my friends perform later this evening.

Sushi by the plate delivered by conveyor belt. Satisfied!
Sushi by the plate delivered by conveyor belt. Satisfied!

I might be pregnant. I am eating an avacado and jalapeno riddled sandwich.

Ahhhh 2 down 5 more to go. The light is at the end of this tunnel and
I am anxious for this ride to end.

Alright @cox I really need you to play nice for the next 3.5 hrs. After that I am cool.

C'mon @cox this is the third time today that the internet service dropped.

Getting work done with "Prodigy - No Good" in the background

Thinking it's time to invest some hours in learning mobile dev. Love
#SQL but interest in #winmobile growing

Can you fell the exhaustion?

Check out http://ping.fm/DqMlZ #sql tidbits straight from the nut house!

If you're going to recommend an upgrade be sure the platform to which you are intending to upgrade to is a supported upgrade path #JustSayin

Naked Eyes promises promises

Have I mentioned how much I am diggin' Firefox's Bookmark All Tabs...
feature. It's sweet!

I must be hungry because the girl singing on the radio sounds like she is saying fly like a cheese stick!

Its always a pleasure meeting up with Mr @Coneybeer

Unsettling mind makes it hard to think and rest. Arg!

Water balloon to the face in slo-mo. ff to 30 secs
http://ping.fm/ZJOdM

OH: I'm moving to Flagstaff. I don't need moo moos, I need sweaters!

My future brother in law looking sexy in his Hawaiian dress. Or is it a moo moo?
My future brother in law looking sexy in his Hawaiian dress. Or is it a moo moo?

Ohn no khauk swe, coconut curry noodle soup with chicken
Ohn no khauk swe, coconut curry noodle soup with chicken

The aroma alone of these little guys is absolutely amazing.
The aroma alone of these little guys is absolutely amazing.

Preparation. In the event the power goes out.
Preparation. In the event the power goes out.

Its raining hard here in the southeast valley. Love the sound of it. Its soothing.

I interupt your interweb surfing session to announce: Super sparkle donkey gum! #JustSaying

Since when did @woot change the name of Random Bag of Crap to Random
Crap? Either way I want some Random Crap!

Bloating: Is nature's way of telling you that you're full of crap!

Aug. 25 - 6:30 PM at UAT - Bob Wold presenting at Phoenix Mobile
Technology Group http://ping.fm/X0KeZ #trimble

Meant to send this out last night. This has some strong language, but
position 1:28 has nude legos in it http://bit.ly/aFbO9d #youtube

I cannot believe none of my systems are equipped with Helvetica. This is not good.

Download speeds looking good today [twitpic] http://ping.fm/7ohA2

C'mon #cox internet service is down. Cable modem status is upstream parameters acquired

Someone send me a double shot of inspiration. I am retrogressing here.

I could go for a skinwich right about now. That's a burger consisting of only fried chicken skin topped with cheese and bacon! #hungry

Acrobat reader why are you eating up my resources? I closed your program & yet you're still lingering with 3 instances running! #fail

A full quorum gives me the warm and fuzzies.

I must be hallucinating because now I am smelling fried chicken. @lutefisk you might be on to something lol

OMFG someone in my neighborhood is cooking bacon... I can smell it! Its such a sweet sweet scent. Ahh #BaconDreams

Dad seems like he is doing well. His bandages make it seem like he just stepped out of a fierce gladiator fight.

You know your backpack is heavy when you have it sitting shotgun and the seat belt signal starts chiming

The nurses were awesome to hook me up with a place to setup shop.
The nurses were awesome to hook me up with a place to setup shop.

My internal clock is solid! Love waking up before the alarm.

Going to attempt to crash out early tonight. Got to take my pops to the hospital tomorrow for surgery. Need to leave by 5am.

Watch out for the gung fu foot of fury!
Watch out for the gung fu foot of fury!

Happy Birthday Day!

A good friend with a diesel mechanic background is seeking work but also open to other possibilities. Any leads please let me know! #jobs

A good friend with a diesel mechanic background is seeking work but also open to other possibilities. Any leads please let me know! #jobs #az

If only I had a kilt, these would indeed lift it
If only I had a kilt, these would indeed lift it

Just FYI the WestGate valet closes at 11 pm. Keys are left with the Renaissance hotel's valet.

Had a blast last night. Great to see everyone again. Another interesting set of off the wall and random conversations. #ThePowerOfSaki

Ahh home

Riding the bull
Riding the bull

About 10 Sheriff vehicles at 32nd st and McDowell. Looks like a raid.

Finally in adult sizes!
Finally in adult sizes!

The first rule of frog eating is: if you have to eat two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.

Someone needs to write a book about life via twitter and title it
Someone needs to write a book about life via twitter and title it "Life: 140 Chars at a Time" #BookDeals

I have also come to conclude that the Cafe inside Barns and Noble aren't laptop friendly. No power outlets. #Fail

I have come to believe that the starbucks inside Barns and Noble carry Mocha Coconut fraps unlike the rest
I have come to believe that the starbucks inside Barns and Noble carry Mocha Coconut fraps unlike the rest

I need a place to setup. Power required wifi optional.

Love the fact I can perform a large majority of my work from home because phoenix drivers are nuts.

T minus 10 hours to sushi

Okay now it's time to give in to the night. Let's see what tomorrow holds

Tick! Tock! Tick! Tock! C'mon time, I really need you to turn up the pressure.

Upgrade Advisor from SQL2008 to R2. Report "Custom extensions were
detected on the report server". Didn't use SSRS prior to upgrde
#sqlhelp

Upgrade Advisor from SQL2008 to R2. Report "Custom extensions were
detected on the report server". Didn't use SSRS prior to upgrde
#sqlhelp

If the world were like VMs you could take a snapshot, test & revert when things go bad. The original state would be the first utopia.

...and juno-know? http://ping.fm/rwdEO #trimble #juno

I have concluded me and Wednesdays don't mix well. I constantly forget about Wednesdays for some reason. #blah

Alright! Someone is getting a Mr Tortilla Head for Christmas this year!

Holy cow! Ken reminds me of Danny! LMAO!!!!

Someone needs to take out the monkey!

Lotso is so diabolical!

Time for a movie date with the family. Toy Story 3.

I remember I had the biggest crush on Dr Elaina Marks played by Susan Sullivan from the series Incredible Hulk.

The great American hero, battle star galactica and the incredible hulk. #LifeIsGood

Thanks to @Netflix I can relive Simon and Simon, Knight Rider, A-TEAM, Miami Vice and Doctor Who! #HappyDance

Sweet! @Netflix has the original series of Dr Who available for instant play

I am all registered for #24hop thanks @SqlAsylum for the link -
http://bit.ly/c4DCiF #sqlpass

sweet just connected @seesmic web to @facebook, @linkedin and @foursquare

Just realized why men cross their legs while sitting. Epiphanies are like 3yr olds they strike when you least expect it. Why in the jewels?

Whoa what's with the big head mode in Alice In Wonderland?

Watching Alice In Wonderland. The question is who are you?

Hate going shopping when I am hungry. Damn near bought $90 worth of junk food.

Black spaghetti contains squid ink
Black spaghetti contains squid ink

This is the end result of hitting the bottle a little too hard
This is the end result of hitting the bottle a little too hard

Going dark

If you haven't read Sh*t My Dad Says I have to say it is a funny one. Not lengthy at all so you can finish it in a day, perhaps two. #kindle

Navigating through Walmart is not pleasant with isles packed with stock.
Navigating through Walmart is not pleasant with isles packed with stock.

Whoops didn't get to finish OH: This trick in the black and white has cellulite. From a darker version of slim shady.

How nice. My 3yr old hands me a single M&M and just as I am about to eat it she screams don't eat it. Hold it!

This trick in the black and white has cellulite

My apologies I think there was a misunderstanding. I meant I am having #bacon for breakfast not you! Under NDA I can't share.

Hello I am Samson and I'll be your #bacon sous chef. #bacon its what's for breakfast!

No ones give a crap about your "free" meal ticket. Get out my way so I can get my F'ing ticket!

Second thoughts on continental. Seriously crappy AC in the history of sucky AC.

Yeah Continental! I am going to board. #Anxious

Sigh. My original was flight cancelled, next available flight delayed with a chance of cancellation. Switched carriers & crossing fingers!

End off the night. Remoted into system then to vmware session to another remote session from one side of the country to another. #slowness

In case you wanted to know a roll tide is #hsv
In case you wanted to know a roll tide is #hsv

Its Mr Mantis performing his worship
Its Mr Mantis performing his worship

Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like Like like like like like like

The most common phrase of the night "what had happened was" followed by "like" then a small shoving match

40 mins later I realize I suck at beer pong

Mickey's got beer pong

I am with our sales and pm team and everyone has their phones out talking about their features. My app does this and that

Duh! App not working because its Failover Partner not Failure Partner!

If I bring Bacon-On-A-Stick to #PASS summit in November do you think it would be a hit? #bacon #On-A-Stick

Hypothetical question: if you were ask to relocate would you, knowing it would lead to career advancements?

DOH! Didn't realize that Enterprise rentals weren't actually located in the #HSV airport.

OH: look at the size of that guy, there's no way I am going into that stall.

Running from concourse A to B, the tunnel has a light show! #Detroit #DTW

Is that Jodi Ann Paterson in Dude where's my car?

I want an interstellar jump suit made of bubble wrap!