It's that time again. Destination: Alabama to meet up with my Super
and the rest of the #TUFS team. #trimble

Alright! First attempt at database mirroring was a success thanks to
@KenSimmons & @SQLSoldier for Pro SQL Server 2008 Mirroring #Kindle

The moment I wake up...

If I haven't mentioned this before, I rather enjoy installing
#SQLServer 2008 via ConfigurationFile #IAcceptSqlServerLicenseTerms

Ahh just what the doctor ordered!
Ahh just what the doctor ordered!

I am in a udf function mode #reusability

Anyone having problems checking in at airports via @foursquare? Couldn't check-in at LAX and now can't check-in at PHX.

I am convinced that my flight was delayed because the sacred Bao sacrifice ritual was not performed during this trip

The plan has arrived... yay. No I just need the plane to roll up an unboard so I can go home.

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Alrighty. Its been 3 hrs too long. Getting anxious just waiting here at terminal 1 armed with my kindle and notepad.

Sweet my flight has been delayed 3 hrs #moonsoon

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Well my fruit salad was going well until I found about 10 tiny curly hairs towards the bottom.

Hmm cannot seem to check in at LAX via @foursquare

Lucky 7 favorite row.

Alright looks like we will be boarding soon

On my way to @PHXSkyHarbor.

Work up right on time, before the alarm

UGH... getting picked up at 3:55 AM tomorrow. Anyone want to toss back
a few rounds of @Starbucks tomorrow morning @PHXSkyHarbor?

Burrito time at El Rico's

Is there any phone offered today that takes as long or longer then a blackberry to reboot?

Is there another shuttle service that taxis to and from the airport
other than SuperShuttle?

Anyone remember the 1982 Kung Fu movie "They Call Me Bruce"? #netflix

Correction: Burger Daze of Summer @libertymarket - check out the daily
burger lineup http://bit.ly/dzDhBm

Burger Daze of Summer @joesfarmgrill - check out the daily burger
lineup http://bit.ly/dzDhBm

@oliviamunn when are you coming back to AZ for a book signing?
@oliviamunn when are you coming back to AZ for a book signing?

Sharks, they only attack when you touch their private parts!
Sharks, they only attack when you touch their private parts!

Sharks, they only attack when you touch their private parts!
Sharks, they only attack when you touch their private parts!

Mega Magnifier
Mega Magnifier

Okay no more kung fu movies for my 3 yr old. She succeeded in punching her teenager cousin in the jewels.

Got a serious craving for some Char Siu Bao

Unlimited HD Embedding now available from @Vimeo for Plus Members -
http://bit.ly/c976x9 #awesomesauce

Best place to airbend is silently in a crowded elevator!

Adding an elongated toilet seat to a standard style toilet does not magically make it an elongated toilet. #justsaying

My friend Cristh reminds me of George Costanza from Seinfeld personality and appearance wise!

These last two weeks have flown by seriously quick. So much to do, so much to prepare for & so much has been accomplished already. #vicious

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Steaming netflix to the wii to the home theater system = couch potatoe home Olympics!

Every time I hear someone mention #sqlserver mirroring I want to kick my heels up and shout "can I get a witness"!

Change of mind shrimp cocktail instead and super size it! G'day mate!

Alright work mode is officially off. Going to double up on today's Family time to make up for Saturday.

Still in a BI mode designing a performance management query. Identified a few issues with the data in the progress.

Who's ready for the hurricane?

Nice! Four more free in-flight drink vouchers and another free flight voucher from #southwest. #LoveSWA

Despicable me was a great movie. First movie theater show ever for my oldest. Great experience!

I think its appropriate to name my #wii console #LooWii

That's 3 and... yes you can call me bust-a-bust. #3X

#wii #boxing is the only outlet where a mother & daughter can slug it
out without getting the cops involved! #MommaSaidKnockYouOut

Moving on to some #SSRS report development. Performance reports.

2yrs to date since I switched. Had roles in development, architecture, design as well as implementation, integration and deployment #loveIt

My 3yr old referred to her aunt Maria as tia ria but it sounds like she is saying Diarrhea. That made my night!

Love the fact my 3yr old uses a putter to start and a wedge towards the very end on #wii #bowling

Seems like a distant relative of the robot from the Rocky movie -
http://bit.ly/9dieJt #RoboticsRule

because everything should taste like BACON! - [pic] http://bit.ly/bWuTni

It true that 100% availability is often interpreted as 24/7 - 7 days a week rather than 100% availability during business hours.

Thanks to @PapaJohns for upsizing my order for free.

Exhausted. Just got back home. Ahh comfy bed hello!

The sound bite from the game show Jeopardy is playing loudly in my mind.

Nephews facial scan is over with now its a waiting game for the results.

People become mayors of places all the time because the stop in often but what if you become a mayor of a hospital? Perhaps #munchausen?

9 days have come and gone so quickly, back to work come Monday... can
someone rewind the calendar for me!

Damn Parker & Sons said they called me & left a message so they canceled my appt for today. I received no call & no msg. #frustrated

I call this one the head banger and you tappa tappa tappa!

Wow this version of white chicks is more perverse then I remembered. The dildo scene is new to me

Found a new resting place
Found a new resting place

Samson runs on Dunkin
Samson runs on Dunkin

I hear the sounds of White Chicks playing in the living.

Ever have one of those moments, just a moment not a day where you wished a scorpion would sting you in both eyes 1 million times?

This may sound frivolous of me but I am sick of these purple dishes. I need new dishware. Something more contemporary.

#PSA: I wash dishes in extremely hot water so if you don't want to get burned, don't reach into my stream! =)

One down 29 more to go. This is going to take a lifetime.

When your big boob'd friends are wearing their boobs on their knees
you'll still be perky! - http://bit.ly/aHkrnz

Samson's House of Pancakes is officially closed for breakfast. Pancakes all sold out.

Perhaps an HD geddan video! #SonyVegas

Spent a few hours tinkering with #SonyVegas and I must admit it gives you a lot of control. Hoping to produce a small HD video soon. #zi6

Up in the sky... Its a bird! Its a plane! No! Its SuperBud! -
http://bit.ly/dlpqGZ

Its just me, my kiddos and my niece and nephew

Alright the family is home along with nieces and nephews.

Marvin was a friend of mine...

Need to practice #tsql pivoting without the use of aggregations #sql

It was done with lack of transparency. That is politician code for "I am secretly for it but I will say I disagree with its delivery"

My little brother Andrew killed the quadruple bypass at the #HeartAttackGrill

At the very least I found a wifi that wasn't secure. Probably haven't change their password either.

Nothing better than sitting outside in your car while you wait for your father to return home. #fail

Me and oldest are about to head out to have lunch my father and younger brothers. #hag

Age old question: do you believe in these modern times that people still pass judgment on a persons appearance at first sight?

Too much hamburger, hotdogs and steak to hold me the rest of the year. Today I am in the mood for Chinese.

Wow, I gave my mother-in-law two glasses of port and she's gone. Some said I was a light weight.

Great day to grill. Steak its what for lunch and possible dinner!

Happy 4th of July!
Happy 4th of July!

10 year Tawny and a Cockburns Fine Ruby Porto
10 year Tawny and a Cockburns Fine Ruby Porto

Time for strawberry margaritas
Time for strawberry margaritas

LMAO I am sitting in the F&E parking lot and just watched someone get carried out of TailGaters. Must have had a great night.

Wow the house just got loud

Remember Hamburger Hill?

Ahh the power of twitter - http://bit.ly/abRV5y

Breath. 9 days.

My beef is not with you old woman. #OldDogs extreme frisby with prison rules

I am in a bulworth mood!

bang bang

I am going to make a remix of an old Geto Boyz track I am calling it: "the meds are playing tricks on me!" uh yea @hepnova on the beatbox

Its either just me of the pain killers but a 4:3 video on a 16:9 screen make people look funny!

Wow first time ringing out after shopping bill $100 even. Even Steven that's cool!

Silence and isolation allows you think... undisturbed. Good or bad...
its undisturbed. It's too quiet and my thoughts are running rapid.